Is It Vacation Yet...?

I know I just started my summer, and I've only been at my job for 2 weeks, and my birthday is in 3 days.... but right now I am super tired. And I seriously need to go (back) on holiday. I feel like this guy from Spongebob Square Pants, haha.  There's a ton going on right now, so, I'm gonna take a break from the blog until I can get my head back on straight. Hopefully I'll be back to posting in a week or so!




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A week in review.

9- number of tequila shots between the banker and I at our weekly dinner.
5- text/calls from the ghosts-of-boyfriends-past
6- hours spent at uptown salon to get my hair cut on a saturday.
9- weeks since I got my eyebrows done.
7- days that doug(who-i-secretly-wanna-make-out-with) is out of town on vacation.
1- hour fight on sat. with the banker, witnessed by Morgs. (Read: awkward)
1-bottle of champagne to the face at K.beau's 24th b-day, on sat.
1- o'clock pm reconciliation lunch tomorrow with said banker.
6- phone calls I've ignored from my accidental date of 2 weekends ago.
3- epic tales I plan to post before the week ends.

Week In Review

11-- Ego Waffles w/ honey eaten this week.

7-- hours the banker and I spent at our favorite restaurant.

15-- minutes I was late to class on Thursday

2-- days that I wore my new glasses (I went with frames #1, btw)

89-- cost of monthly unlimited metro card.

27,332--- Chase bank rewards points I had accrued--- renewed the for $60 worth of Sephora gift cards. Treat!

4--- hours spent at a harm reduction training. Now I'm able to administer anti OD meds to anyone overdosing on opiates... And am a participant in the needle exchange program (swapping used needles for clean ones, disposing them properly, supplying 'safe use' kits... For IV drug users.)

A Week in Review.

0: the number of homeless people found in my zone.

230: dollars spent on textbooks this semester.

0: number of times I went out this week.

1: painfully awkward/fail engagement witnessed (more on that later)

2: days I had drinks before the sun had set

3: Kim Kardashian butt workouts done this week

1: dual purpose trips to Chase Bank

2: food items/meals added to the 'can't eat' list (more on THAT later)

A Week In Review.

Hours spent at the School of Social Work: 15
Credit Hours for the Spring:16
Hard Classes: 2
Clients I can't find: 3 Amount of Toilet paper in our apartment: 0
Nights out: 3
Hangovers: 1
Inches of Subway eaten: 0 (shocking...)
Workouts: 3
Episodes of United States of Tara watched: 12
Outfit Changes: from the pile up on my chair...too many to count.

A week in review

Nights out: 5
Hours overtime at internship: 7
Inches of Subway eaten: 24
Text messages sent between the banker and I: 279
Falling asleep with make-up still on: 3
Contact Lenses lost: 1
Episodes of Jersey Shore watched: 9
Times UNC disappointed me: 2
Old friends caught up with: 3
Gym workouts: 0