Choice TFLN

(906): I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.

(518): you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'

(337): if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
(1-337): 4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
(337): mom cant say that college never taught us math

(905): 9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.

(618): I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.